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- Career
Dec 15, 2025
Join us on Monday, December 15th, for an insightful Lunch Lecture with the General Intelligence and Security Service (AIVD). 🍽️ Enjoy a free lunch and earn 1 MyFuture point!The AIVD stands for the security of the Netherlands. Ever since their establishment, shortly after the Second World War, they …
Luna 1.056
Free
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Dec 14, 2025
- Other
Dec 16, 2025
Join the 10th Board of D.S.A. Patroon! 🌟Dear members,Are you enthusiastic and interested in taking an active role in shaping D.S.A. Patroon? The 9th board is excited to announce that we’re looking for motivated members to become part of the 10th board!Curious about what being board of D.S.A. Patter…
Luna 1.240
Free
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Dec 15, 2025
- Social
Dec 16, 2025
Enjoy tasty quesadillas supplied by the Cooking Committee before GMM 40 in De Kelder!💵 Sign up just 6 euros and join us from 17:00-18:00 on the 16th of December~ CoCo 🧑🍳
De Kelder (Traverse 0.32)
€6.0
Signup Deadline:
Dec 15, 2025
- Social
Jan 07, 2026
🥇 Nintendo Switch Sports Evening 🎮🎾🎳Ready to smash serves, strike turkeys, and claim bragging rights? Drop in for quick mini-tournaments and chill free-play across Bowling, Tennis, Badminton, Volleyball, Soccer, and Chambara. Controllers provided; just bring your A-game.📍 De Kelder (Traverse 0.32)📅…
De Kelder, Traverse 0.32
Free
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Jan 07, 2026
- Social
Jan 09, 2026
Only for DS&AI Master students, more info will follow later
Hubble
€8.5
Signup Deadline:
Jan 07, 2026
- Social
Mar 12, 2026
For DS&AI Master students only, more info will follow soon!
De Kelder (Traverse 0.32)
Free
Signup Deadline:
Mar 11, 2026
- Other
Jul 30, 2030
By buying this, you become a member for 7 years (renewable for free upon request). You can see in your personal account if you are a guest or a member. Please note that if you buy this item it may take a couple of days to show this right in your account.Please send an email to [email protected] su…
Everywhere and always
€15.0
Signup Deadline:
Jul 31, 2030